“This is a fashionable and classy Fendi Shearling bag. Perfection and class are truly exemplified in this stylish bag. Top notch design, materials and workmanship, as expected. Make all your friends and associates jealous. This is one of those items that everyone desires. Get noticed with this “piece of art” in your hand. Makes a perfect gift as well.” This is from an Amazon listing I saw recently.

I’ll tell you what they got right on that listing… Everything! The new Fendi Shearling is hawt! I want it! Right now! Why don’t I have it? I do… Going to my Fendi closet…. Opening up… There’s my Fendi Shearling! I love you, Fendi Shearling. Maybe we could have some little Fendi purse kids. You like that idea? Me too! The best part about my Fendi Shearling is it’s mine! Do you have one? You should. You deserve it. Let him work a little extra overtime. Like he needs to see both quarters of the game! Oh no, I didn’t! Yes, I did! In all seriousness, buy a Fendi Shearling bag. It’ll make you happy. What, you don’t want to be happy? Of course you do. Now go treat yourself with a Fendi Shearling. They’re darling bags.